Happy Happy Joy Joy

Hello boys and girls!

This is your old pal...

This is a song about a whale!

No! This is a song about being happy.

I don't think you're happy enough,

I'll teach you how to be happy!

I'll teach you grandmother to suck eggs!

If'n you ain't the granddaddy of all liars...

The little critters of nature,

They don't know that they're ugly.

That's very funny.

A fly marrying a bumblebee...

I told you I'de shoot but you didn't believe me!

Why didn't you believe me?

-Nickelodeon