Only in America can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
Only in America are there handicap parking spaces infront of an ice skating rink.
Only in America do drugstores make the sick walk to the back of the store to get their perscriptions, while the healthy can get theirs at the front of the store.
Only in America do people double their cheeseburgers, large fries, and
diet drinks.
Only in America do national banks leave both their doors open, and have their pens chained to the counter.
Only in America do we leave their expensive cars parked outside in the driveway, while the garage has worthless junk in it.
Only in America do we use answering machines to screen calls and then
have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to
talk to in the first place.
Only in America do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: while in Latin 'poli' means 'many', and 'tics' mean 'bloodsucking creatures'
Only in America do we have drive up ATM machines with brail letting on them.