I'm riding the ponies outside Wal-Mart. Be back when I run out of quarters.

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Let's discuss right and left... you're right, I left! :-P

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If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

Inventions rejected: fireproof matches

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. See ya when I get back......

If you want me to fall for you, you better get something for me to trip over.

Someday my prince will come he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions.

Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away.